Your Name/Their Name - Steve & Frankie / Hardwood & Irontube

Your age/Their Age - 20 and 18 YEAH2YEARSOLDER!! / Doesn’t mean ANYTHING love!

Your locations - Curacao -> The Netherlands

How did you meet? Thank the cheating ex for introducing us..

Since when have you been together? April 11th 2011

What is the most random thing you know about him/her? and vice versa That she is half sloth half dragonborn / He has zombie-like characteristics, in a good way.

How do you communicate with each other? Roars and grunts / do not forget snorts, burps, tears, farts and silly faces.

Favorite thing you’ve given him/her? heh / BLACKERSON

Favorite thing she/he has given you? headachesLOVE I MEAN LOVE / Agreed, and some beautiful roses

Favorite thing about him/her? her gorgeous smile :) / That sneaky little smirk on his face when I know he’s either planning something or thinking about a very grown-up pastime

Pick one thing you miss (I know there are 19238923842039402394 things) and describe it in detail. Kissing her soft sweet lucious lips. in detail. / His warm hands that pull me close, hold me and hug me.

How would you define love? Finding your soul’s counterpart in another.  / Unconditional mutual acception based on trust, devotion, remission and passion (attraction).


What do you think is the hardest thing about distance? The adults know whats going on, the kids dont, but the adults have a pretty good picture. / No touchy.

Describe a moment you had with him/her last time you were together. (If you haven’t met, describe how the perfect moment would be) Riding the Monsieur Cannibale ride in the efteling amusement park over and over again.. / Walking through the Intratuin, looking at tableware, talking, discussing the future

Favorite love (LDR or not) song? LFMAO - SEXY AND I KNOW IT / Etta James - I Just Wanna Make Love To You

Favorite love (LDR or not) movie? uuhh.. dont think we have one..  / Hmm…nah not really no.

Favorite love (LDR or not) quote? RAWRAWRAWR ITS A DINOSAUR! / Because you.. you is a hungry man.

Post a picture of the two of you together. (If you don’t have one, post a picture of something you can/could relate to).

I know there’s not one thing, but choose one of your favorite things to hear her/him say. ”You want a eggs&bacon sandwich?” / “Silly”

Is there something you regret? (either about the relationship or something you have done) Letting her go once.. / Not meeting him earlier in my life, could have prevented a lot of misery.

Give us a little insight (as much as you’re comfortable) on your sex life (either with this person physically, or your general history, or over the phone ha, whatever you want) The sex is perfect. 10/10.  / Amen.

Share something cute. (A story, something either of you have done, a song, memory, wish, dream).



Costa Rica.. / Don’t you dare go alone, cute picture {:3

Do you have a song? Which one is it? (If you don’t, then what is something that always reminds you of him/her)? We don’t really have a song.. but the white barry with ”You’re My First, My Last, My Everything” always reminds me of her. / Fort Minor - Where’d You Go :’(

Describe him/her physically and emotionally/personality-wise. Hot and stunning body, beautiful eyes and smile, intelligent, funny, cute, loveable, strong and a little clumsy sometimes.. / Best description of Wesley; A ambitious, progressive strong man, very caring of those who are dear to him, with clear morals. From the outside.. don’t even get me started. Those eyes, those muscles, that grin, a very nice and well proportioned autonomy. Lovely smile, DAYUM those abbs.

One thing that he/she does that pisses you off (even if that smile will get you every time)? Touch my face when I’m sleeping.. Itches like crazy. / Putting his fingers between my toes, ouchie!

Sweetest thing he/she has done for you. Made me the best care package with the most delicious food I like for school. / Threw me a personal birthdayparty (with balloons and garlands) because I had exams on my birthday.

If you had the money/time/connections/whatever to get him/her any gift in the world, what would it be? (ANY) gift? A teleportation device with unlimited charges. / His dream: A Carreer in The Dutch Marine Corps.

If you could have him/her with you physically for the next 5 hours, what would you do? I would show her that all her problems shes facing can be solved by my penis. / Oh, you….

When will you see her/him next? In 3 months.. 1 DAY DOWN YEAH / 89 to go!

Where do you see your future going with him/her? Moving in together after our vacation curacao, then grow old with our sloth farm. / And a dog, and a goldfish, a fireplace…with bearskin on the ground.